What Kind of Nearlywed Are You? •

Quiz courtesy of A Bride's Best Mate

*Nearlywed: A person engaged to be married.
A term coined by Kirsten Ott Palladino, founder and editor in chief of Equally Wed.

Your bridesmaids don't want to pay for the dress you spent 5 weeks picking out. Do you:

You tell them they can wear whatever they want no matter the color or length. You just want them to be happy. You fire them! It's your wedding and everyone can get on board or get out! You share your Pinterest board with them and ask for suggestions that will match your theme and their budget and tastes.

Your mom is insisting that you have a wedding cake, even though neither of you like cake and you think think cake cutting is stupid. Do you:

You spend $800 on a cake and display it in the middle of the dance floor. How can you be happy if your mom isn't? You uninvite your mom to the wedding. It's your wedding and everyone can get on board or et out! You were planning on having cookies for desert. So, you make a cookie cake (a stack of cookies with frosting in between) as a compromise.

You have 30 guests who haven't RSVP'd and it's the day after the deadline! Do you:

You just assume they are coming and forgot to reply. People are busy. You make sure to book the 30 meals, place settings and favors and hope they'll show up. They missed the deadline, so they can't come! You give everyone a couple of extra days and then send a reminder to reply.

You are at your hair and make-up trial, you look in the mirror and feel like you look like a painted poodle! Do you:

You don't want to offend the artists. They're professionals, so they know what they are doing. You say nothing or tell them it's fine when they ask. You don't bother asking them to make any changes. How dare they! You fire them, go on Instagram Live with your results, and then buy them a bad review. You have a full Pinterest board dedicated to the natural looking make-up you are after. You share it with your glam team and ask if they could scale it back.

As you enter your reception your new partner decides to show off and do a fancy dance move. They trip and hurt their ankle. Now, it's time for the first dance. Do you:

You cancel the first dance. You don't want your beloved to be in pain. How could they do this to you! No first dance? No point. Wedding over. Your wedding planner has Tylenol on hand and straps up the ankle with an ace bandage. After making sure your partner is okay, you tone down your first dance to take the pressure off their ankle. It'll be fun, regardless!

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